plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking the call?????”
“everything is alright?”
“wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..no food for me.. now i will cook… frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie… n my pm eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary…i think the begger in frnt of my office.. earns more thn me.. wat i shud do…”
“wat happen.. wat r u talking”
“wat i m talking???? no, i m not talking.. manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
i now finalize one more time… yes..i m gonna quit.. this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
“ok.. now Relax…”
“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’,Govinda’s movies… its really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality…ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…
in Rockon’s last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, that
“hurry up, we r going late for Airport…” Airport…??? i thought he find a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
In 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. tht too a surgeon.. to bcame a surgon.. it requires atlest 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she shud be 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can Spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…..”
“hey stop it now..”
“m i a train who will stop it, by pulling chain… ohh train.. i didn’t saw last 3 months… how will i see,all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..
i need to cool down..
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. every time power cuts is here..
except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish,its a damn single room.. where i m leaving alone with my pillow..
I also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day.. I got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live.. i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”
“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”
“Morning.. are u talking the same morning.. sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, i didn’t saw the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like… morning i catching shuttle, reaching my birthplace ‘cubicle’ working n leaving when
Sun uncle is not there… i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent,i always tell him to go n meet my manager… i don’t understand how can i be so nice to my colleagues..
each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,
3 time grandpa expired,
5 times frnd’s went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favorite dialog “i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not
feeling wel” later i find movie tickets in his purse…
then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what…
when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh
God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”
“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”
“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuously whatever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’,‘lunch’,’tea’,’snakes’..
its my 3rd cont. year to get ME.. don’t u think its a great achievement..
as per the expectation, I shud deliver the file before the deadline is made is –>ME, deliver the file before the request is
created is –>EE and deliver the file, before it could come to clients brain would be –>OS…
i dont know wat i m talking abt, I shud b happy.. i have Sunday Saturday.. Saturday to recover from the disaster been made
from Monday to Friday.. Sunday to think about upcoming disaster from Monday to Friday.. cool naa..
u heard that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why??
because that’s not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. me will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
Next Day, in office:-
“Ambuj, Please come here”
“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”
I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialed call..
“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… bullshit”